A Single Southern Guy in America

January 10, 2005

You Might Be A Jawja Blogger

Since I have yet to mention the grand time the spinning belle and I had at the mini-Jawja blogger meet back in December, I thought I'd present it to you in a style like Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck" meme.

If you've ever put your red-painted toenails on a table for a picture that you knew was destined to end up on the internet, you might be a Jawja blogger.

If you've ever showed off a scar you got during a pool game, you might be a Jawja blogger.

If you've ever brought a mason jar full of homemade peach brandy to a blogger meet-up, you might be a Jawja blogger.

If you've ever brought a mason jar of corn likker and touted it's freshness, you might be a Jawja blogger.

If you have an idea why "fresh" corn likker might be a bad thing, you might be a Jawja blogger.

If you've ever woke up after a blogger's night out and said to your significant other, "they made me drink corn likker," you might be a Jawja blogger.

If you've ever had the pleasure of having a laser scope light up your forehead, you might be a Jawja blogger.

If you've ever cocked a pistol in a hotel room stocked with more alcohol than a TGI Friday's, you might be a Jawja blogger.

If you've ever thrown a beer bottle at someone's head, you might be a Jawja blogger.

If you're in the picture below, you might be a Jawja blogger.

Yes, we had a grand time as always.

Make plans now to attend the next meet, Kim is planning it now.

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