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« Pranking the B-day Girl. | Main | A Comment On Comments » September 27, 2004 Dudes In Chicks' Clothes Now, the birthday houseparty was a lot of fun. I met some folks I hadn't met before and had an all around good time. Sometimes you get around some folks you haven't met before and through the camaraderie of beer, football, and burgers, you just click. This was the case with the new folks I met Saturday. Sometimes, you click too much and end up doing all sorts of embarrassing things. Now, our friend KR, one of the Ladies O' Tenacious (LOT), reports that she had a crazy Friday, but she declines to discuss the specific embarrassing moments. Well, gentle readers, you know how WE do it here at SSG. Though some may take me to be cocky from time to time, I can most assuredly offer you plenty of opportunities where I love to make fun of myself. Saturday was no exception. At one point, two of the boys emerged from the house after going through the host's closet. They sported a couple of ridiculously small women's blazers that had come from a lady's estate sale and purchased for the princely sum of 80 cents. One was purple with stripes, the other was a straight from the sixties or seventies floral print. I could not resist. Not only did I insist on trying on the floral print, but I executed a perfect catwalk march along the brick walk. This was after I rolled the blue jeans up to simulate capris. Somewhere there is a short video of that walk floating around. I'm sure I will be blackmailed by that someday. The best part was on my second step, a song came on the television that was about being a woman or something (any of you that were there that read this, please refresh my memory as to which song it was). On the little video, a person can be heard to cry out, "It's your song!" A few other short asides~~ - There was a kid's clubhouse thing in the backyard. Did I climb it? Doesacoonwalkalog? - For those who went up to Blood Mountain at last year's Jawja Blogger Meet, the Reverend preached again last night. - I did a mean impersonation of Crocodile Dundee with a kitchen knife and a leather hat... Now for the best part. There's pictures. You can find them in the extended entry. Clickable thumbnails as usual... There's a kids club gym thingy? You bet I'll climb that b#tch! Oh, and of course, in mid climb is when somebody calls me back... I'm still developing the Dundee squint grin, but that's one heckuva kitchen knife... And now the one you've been waiting for... Come on, did you really think I would show my face to the world wide web with this get up on? Besides the video is much more damaging... Posted by Adam H at September 27, 2004 02:41 PM ~ Link Cosmos | Trackbacks (0) Comments We're gonna steal YOUR CLOTHES again this year. Adam, I had nothing to do with the plot, but I agreed to go along with it. You know me. I am easily led. I would recommend that you DON'T put your clothes in a garbage bag again this year. It won't matter, because your clothes will vanish anyway, but at least you'll make me... I mean THE PERPETRATORS OF THE CRIME ... work harder if you put your shit in a suitcase. Just some advice... take it or leave it. Posted by: Acidman at September 27, 2004 04:54 PM Actually they were in a Sears bag. Of course, it looked curiously like a garbage bag... Posted by: Adam at September 27, 2004 05:13 PM So, I'm assuming you now expect me to go to my page and add the details of my weekend. We'll see...mine was maybe more embarrassing than yours, but on a whole different scale. Mainly, the 'not-funny-but-just-plain-embarrassing' scale. But if I think about it, it really might make a good post ;o) Posted by: KR at September 27, 2004 05:45 PM All good and funny things happen at somebody's expense. I personally love it even more when it's at my expense! Posted by: Adam at September 27, 2004 06:01 PM A., I am glad to see you posting this shocking report. With these pictures and your blog we can reek havoc on the sleepy Little Rock singles scene. You can cry or you can laugh about being a single southern guy - I choose to laugh. L. Posted by: L. at September 27, 2004 08:03 PM Just a little note--L there is a pal of mine in Little Rock and happened to be photographer of these particular pics. He's also a fellow Single Southern Guy and we've shared a few adventures and certainly will share a few more. Posted by: Adam at September 27, 2004 10:08 PM I'm sure there's some photoshop finagling to get that dress and face all squared up. Posted by: Melissa at September 27, 2004 10:33 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Remember personal info? YesNo Comments:

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