A Single Southern Guy In America

July 21, 2004

Nude and CHEESY, Baby...

... well, it's not exactly BBQ, but it IS classified as a fine cuisine... Nachos & Cheese, my darlings... lots, and lots of Nacho & Cheese... heh... so, I give you a story fresh from MY neck of the proverbial woods...

"A Maryville man spent his 23rd birthday in custody after police said they found him early Sunday running nude from the John Sevier pool snack bar with a box of stolen snacks.

Authorities said the man had apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka."

...and, before you start asking, NO, it wasn't me... I'd never be caught dead drinking Vodka...

(guestblogged by Eric the Straight White Guy)

Posted by Eric at July 21, 2004 03:56 PM ~ Link Cosmos | Trackbacks (0)
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And? And?
Don't stop now, I'm almost there.
*eg*

Posted by: LeeAnn at July 21, 2004 04:21 PM

I saw this and posted it today too! I immediately thought of LeeAnn - that and was he over at the bar last night and we just lost track of him????

Posted by: Tammi at July 21, 2004 07:35 PM

hummm now that must have been a sight to see... but i wonder... what WAS he thinking... are you sure it wasnt you?

Posted by: k at July 22, 2004 02:16 AM

...nope, Ladies... I don't think it was me.. sorry to disappoint... but, Vodka ain't my deal.. had it been a bottle of Scotch?.. well, I'd have to confess..

Posted by: Eric at July 22, 2004 06:39 AM
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