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« Cannibalism.... | Main | Do I look like a straight white guy? » July 12, 2004 Punishment.... ... once again, children... just doing my duty... posting as requested.. no need to shoot the friggin' messenger... just beat up lil ole Adam when he gets back.. ... anyway.. swiftly on to the point.. if you are going to get locked up... thrown in the slammer.. etc.... Uncle Eric has some sound advice for you.... I recommend that you go out and become a famous music star first... it helps in lots of ways... firstly, you only get 10 days... secondly, you get to do crazy crap like this.. thirdly.. well, that's all I can think of right now... but, the fact still remains.. that ole drunk Rhinestone Cowboy got off a helluva lot easier than you or I would have... so, stick to my advice, little ones, and you'll be just dandy-o... I suggest you all go and purchase the musical instrument of your choice immediately... more than likely, you'll start drinking after reading this crap.. next thing you know, you'll be pulled over for DUI... you get the picture.... hurry along... (guestblogged by Eric the Straight White Guy) Posted by Eric at July 12, 2004 05:11 PM ~ Link Cosmos | Trackbacks (0) Comments Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Remember personal info? YesNo Comments:

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