A Single Southern Guy In America

October 29, 2003

Hungry Man

I haven't noted a recent addition to the blogroll until now. I do so now because the blogger who calls himself Allah Is In The House has disappointed me. As you may have noticed from Kevin or Kelley, he has also made himself a fine new home. Though Southern, I try to be very aware, tolerant, and appreciative of other cultures, religions, and their traditions.

However, only days before a very special holiday, the one who calls himself the Allah discusses food and proclaims some sort of doughnut holiday. And since then, he has not made any mention or note of the holy month of Ramadan! How can one who professes to be the leader of a great religion neglect mention of the advent and continuance of such an important event as this holiday? Perhaps, he is too busy quelling his daylight hunger pangs by drinking copious amounts of water.

More likely, he is not really Allah, but rather a part of the vast Zionist conspiracy recently unveiled by Easterbrook and the Malaysian president. Even President George W. Bush who this pretend deity professes hatred for, recognized this precious holiday with a message to Muslims in the U.S. and around the world.

So there you have it folks, the allah pundit is a false prophet. A blog cog in the wheel of the so-called vast Zionist conspiracy to turn the world against Muslims.

Now, I'm off for a Southern Baptist potluck fellowship.

Ramadan mubarak, allahpundit.

Posted by Adam H at October 29, 2003 09:40 PM ~ Link Cosmos | Trackbacks (0)
Comments

Your intentions are so pure. Me, I'm put off just because he hasn't linked me as a Satan who makes him funny in the pants.

The nerve!

hln

Posted by: hln at October 30, 2003 09:56 PM

I was wondering if anyone noticed that. The reason I haven't done any Ramadan jokes is the same reason I don't do jokes about Mohammed or the Koran or the Hajj or any other mainstream Islamic figure/belief/ritual. Namely, I don't want to hurt the feelings of Muslims who take their religion seriously and practice it peacefully. It's my one concession to good taste.

Thanks for reading!

Posted by: Allah at October 30, 2003 10:06 PM

Mr @ll@h Pundit ! Muslims dont like Israel but they do not go around denigrating Jews or Judaism or Jehovah. You should learn from them and stop this derogatory filth that constantly comes out of your mouth on your website. You are not making any friends or convincing any people only making yourself look like a poorly-raised person.

Posted by: Aamir at December 22, 2003 06:28 AM

Hmm by your definition Mr A.Pundit Muslims should go around condeming every Jew they see because of the enslavement and the crimes that Israel is committing against the Palestinians. If you are shot by an Arab looking person tomorrow then you should not complain, they are just following your own logic.

There are always bad people in this world. Being a bad person has nothing to do with religion, the most horrific world wars, genocides and destructive ideologies (fascism, communism, nazism, terrorism) are Western ideologies. This dont not mean there is something inherently evil in Western societies.

Posted by: Nasir Khan at December 22, 2003 06:32 AM
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