A Single Southern Guy in America

August 19, 2003

What Does The Yeti Want?

My good friend the Yeti has challenged his readers to describe his perfect woman based on our reading of his blog. After much consideration and in light of his recent fixation on a trolling woman, I am fairly confident in predicting that this is the kind of woman he seeks.

(He can have her. I gave those types up a month ago)

via Drudge.

UPDATE: The Yeti makes an entertaining comment. However, he proabably didn't expect me to go all multimedia on him. He wants a picture of some sort of "Redneck Protection Squadron." You ask I deliver. However, may I suggest to Yeti if he truly needs protection, he call upon these forces?

Posted by Adam H at August 19, 2003 04:23 PM ~ Link Cosmos | Trackbacks (0)

Comments

Ha ha - I was just about to make the comment that thank goodness no one was clever enough to post pictures.

Traffic stealer. There will be retaliation. Where's my Redneck Protection Squadron picture?

Don't you think a man who professes a love of pork ought to be more careful when he makes fun of people?

Posted by: TheYeti at August 19, 2003 04:35 PM

That story is classic - I can't believe I missed it on Drudge.

Thanks Adam!

Posted by: Mala at August 19, 2003 04:45 PM

That was the picture I was looking for. I didn't realize you had the original negatives.

Mudding means something different here. We take a four-wheel drive jeep. In Arkansas, they take a guy named "Jeep."

Posted by: TheYeti at August 19, 2003 05:24 PM

Actually, his given name is "Gep" but your phonetic spelling of his name is correct.

We also engage in the alternative form of mudding you describe, but we normally use a four wheel drive pick-up or an ATV. We wouldn't want to mess up one of those nice Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited Editions, now would we?

Everyone else don't mind Yeti. You have to understand that he lives in a state whose phonetic pronuncication is 'Misery.'

Posted by: Adam at August 19, 2003 05:29 PM

HA HA HA!!!!! That is some funny stuff. And, I have redneck roots..... you better be careful if I ever make it to AR..... I might bring my redneck clan too!

Speaking of rednecks, did anyone see Yes, Dear, this past Monday? They were hunting squirrels in the back yard.. ha ha ha ha ha ha..... talk about rednecks.. and I read Adam like to hunt those poor innocent creatures.... :)

Posted by: ho at August 20, 2003 07:58 AM

Shouldn't that be "muddin' "?

Posted by: Beth at August 25, 2003 06:28 PM