A Single Southern Guy in America

April 11, 2003

More Strange Things

I don't know how exactly a buddy of mine became the 'weather ninja,' but I have been getting weekly forecasts in the most bizarre of forms lately. To wit, check out his revised weekly forecast from today:

"i do apologize for sending another weather forcast but i felt it was
imparrative to get this sent out. for the weather has had a slight change
since yestarday. still clear skies all through the weekend, but it will be
hotter saturday than it will be sunday. monday it will start to cloud up,
and by tuesday there will be an overcast and a substantial amount of rain.
go now again and know the weather, for it is important to be up in the
times of weather. alex wanted me to let everyone know in this email to all
it may concern, that he loves butt rock, you know, queen, men at work,
people of this nature. i will say again, tornado season is upon us so if
you see any funnel clouds coming your way, always get under a table or a
microwave. don't stand next to windows or horses. you will all recieve
another weather report next thursday.

thank you
b.n."

The really strange thing is that he is at work and can't possibly be high. Hungover, probably, but not high.

Posted by Adam H at April 11, 2003 02:18 PM ~ Link Cosmos | Trackbacks (0)

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